Are you done of this bullshit? Every godforsaken day it's the same load of spam. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We must do something about this. It's time to fight back!

• Report all spam emails you receive.
• Opt out from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Use a good spam filter.

Don't let these lowlifes win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!

Fucker's Spam is Infecting My Inbox

I loathe getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of bullshit clogging up my check here inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to throw my computer.

• These bastards
• keep bombarding me with
• some really weird stuff

I've tried reporting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit

Screw You

Are we actually such stupid to click on this garbage? I'm tired of seeing your pathetic attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.

• Lay off the spam
• I hate your ads
• {Go away forever|Disappear already

Get The Heck Off Of Here With That Junk

You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Learn to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented

Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Virus that just won't Quit. You Strive to Keep a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Bullshit from some Jerk trying to sell you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Seriously, Could. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't End. I know there are people who actually Use spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.

This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. It feels like constantly, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me eternal youth. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more message for a "guaranteed" lottery win, I’m going to lose it.

• {Seriously|Just stop
• Get this crap outta my inbox!
• I need a break from technology.